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jewmanji:

when your friend crops you out of a picture 

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bisexualzuko:

nonomella:

froggybangbang:

nonomella:

My boyfriend doesn’t have furniture in his house just a giant bean bag and a futon A+ life choices

are you really really tiny or is that the most perfect bean bag ever?

I am 5’9”
it is a gigantic 8ft bean bag

perfect bean bag

aperriently-so:

Favorite Dan Howell Quotes:

  • Because I was the human fucking embodiment of Winne the Pooh, I chose not to say anything
  • I was waiting for Satan’s giant cock to erupt from the ground and fuck me up the ass
  • Did I  buy a fucking radioactive hamster?!
  • I was unintentionally Jesus, that’s what I’m saying here
  • So in conclusion, I would rather be anally sodomized by a cactus than go through US Airways again
  • My esophagus must literally be the size of a squirrel anus
  • Baby: p-p-p
  • Mom: Papa?????
  • Baby: please leave all overcoats canes and top hats with the doorman from that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring end
candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.
measureyourlifeincake:

so im filling out an application for this GLSEN thing and i just sort of

liciaunlockmyheart:

1d-tells-me-a-lie:

harrysb00bs:

so i was using my moms computer for the night. i tried to save this picture

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and when i clicked save i saw this

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and i was like

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so i go into my moms photos and see these

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but go a little further and find this

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and see the middle folder and get confused and click on it and i found this

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dear lord my mom is a secret fangirl

OMG LOLOL DYING

WOOOOW

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